8859714: Chris Teague

Chris managed to sigh and smirk at the same time as he finished tying his shoe. Probably Mike, or maybe Jill. Texting him from just outside the door was the kind of thing they'd do. Running a hand across his still-damp hair Chris moved to the front door.
He opened the door without glancing through the peephole, expecting to see his friends.
A slender, blue and white robot regarded him out of glowing amber optics. It looked like a kid in some kind of outlandish costume, but that couldn't be right because it was pipe cleaner thin - there'd be nowhere to put a person. Its torso was was a light pastel blue, with three small glowing hexagonal lights in the upper left, near the shoulder. The limbs were white, articulated, ceramic-looking. The hands were blue, as were the feet, though the fingers and the two large front 'toes' and one back 'toe' where white. The little 'bots legs bent backwards at the knees, like a birds. It looked delicate, almost as though a strong wind could blow it away.
It emitted a soft electronic sound, almost like the sound of a stone plunking into water. "INFORMATION: You are Christopher Teague stroke Enigma, TI8859714. Is this correct?" It's voice was formal and polite, but firm. Behind it, a butterfly fluttered about its head.
Chris stared at the robot for a long while before poking his head out and glancing up and down the street. Nobody. He went back to staring at the robot for a moment longer.
"Um...yeah," he said finally. "I'm Chris Teague." He reached out, stopped just shy of touching the robot. "And you are...?"
In response, the slender metal mans eyes glowed a baleful amber, and a paper thin beam of orange-ish light swept out from them and flickered over Chris from head to toe before winking out. "Identity confirmed," the robot said. "Hello Christopher Teague. I am Zen."
Chris nodded dumbly. "Of course you are." He looked around again, hoping to find someone or something that would tell him this was all some kind of a joke. He offered a half-hearted smile to the robot. "Is this some kind of joke?"
"That would depend upon the point of view and definition of humor of the observer," Zen replied briskly. A small panel opened on its reedy chest, just below the octagonal lights. The little robot removed a slender, black and white bracelet from the cavity, and the chest sealed again. "INFORMATION: please apply the teleportation device to your wrist." Zen held the slender bangle out to Chris. The butterfly, not seeing anything savory around the robots head, moved off to greener, and more floral, pastures.
Chris' eyes followed the butterfly for a moment before coming back to rest on the profferred bracelet. "Um, teleportation device." He nodded, then smiled openly. "Right. Now I know this is a joke. Good one. I know I'm always late but this is ridiculous." He chuckled and took the bracelet, examining it in his hands. "A watch would've been funny, but this is even better."
It was cool to the touch. Black and white, and definitely what anyone would call 'modern' or 'futuristic' looking. maybe a quarter of an inch thick, with black and white traceries resembling circuit paths more than anything else. "INFORMATION: please apply the teleportation bracelet to your wrist, Christopher Teague stroke Enigma." said Zen primly.
"Right." Still smiling, Chris put the bracelet on and held it up for the robot to 'see'. "It's on. You got me. Whoever's running this gag can come out now." His eyes darted around, looking for the imminent 'gotcha!' faces as friends sprang from bushes or behind cars. "Chris-stroke-enigma fell for it. You got me."
"Confirmed," said Zen, and Chris would have sworn there was a hint of smugness in the formal, European tone.
"Hey," Chris said, looking at his wrist with something akin to concern. "What the hell...?"
The device had clicked firmly shut, then flashed a light-blue color, then rippled, vanishing from sight.Chris could still feel it on his wrist, he just couldn't see it any longer. "INFORMATION," intoned Zen. "Prepare for teleport."
"Wait...what?" Chris rubbed at his wrist, frowning. "I love a good joke as much as the next guy but seriously..."
There was a peculiar vibratory sensation, an immense feeling of all-over coldness, like being suddenly immersed in an arctic night. "Teleport," he heard Zen intone from some far off-place, and the world around him shattered, bright white light pouring from everywhere and nowhere, spinning him away like a leaf on some mighty solar wind...
to be continued in Issue 1
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