WERESHARK!

What?

...

I'm just saying hello.

Things about me: I play a globular wind instrument called by some an Ocarina. I earned a dollar last week when I took off my hat. Strawberry cookies were on sale at Super 1 that day for 98 cents. My poor audience shared in the wealth given by a confused passerby. The dollar had a red mark on it that at the time I thought I had paid little attention to, but now I'm not so sure...

My name among some is the Hex, on account of my cursing. I swear like a mideval one-eyed carpenter at times. I learned that from my mother.

My wife has recently given birth to our first child together, my son Seth. He is a tiny little human, who's favorite thing is to grunt and poop.

Also, I'm a huge fan of Amy Lee's band Evanescence, but I also listen to selections from Metal Metroid (google it). Also, Bach's my homie.

That's about it...

Oh yes he plays the ocarina
yes he plays the ocarina
and I think so
deedle-dee dee dee dee dee
 
He plays the ocarina
yes he plays the ocarina
and I think so
deedle-dee dee dee dee dee

They dance around his head
when he plays the ocarina
Ahhh ocarina! Hai!

Nice to have you Hexius. 

Do forgive the asylum peanut gallery.  We so rarely have people stay around long enough to introduce themselves.  

Just holler if you need any help with anything!

Skies above!

I wish to know why the blogs be on front page. Arr!

...nope, I'm not gonna do it.  It's just too easy.

Thrak.... said in a warning voice. I know what you're thinking. Stop.

If you don't want your blog post to appear on the front page... go into the publishing options near the bottom of the edit screen.  And deselect the 'promote to the front page' toggle.

It defaults to promoting to the front page, so that when people write game related fiction, it doesn't get missed by those that follow the games. 

I'll go into both of your pieces, and unpublish them.